Joke,, Bad Dog,,Joke

Real story by a Man who was standing in a
queue in Tesco’s………

I have 2 dogs and I was buying a large bag of
Winalot in Tesco and was standing in the queue at the till.

A woman
behind me asked if I had a dog.

On impulse, I told her that no, I was
starting the ‘Winalot Diet’ again, although I probably shouldn’t because I’d
ended up in the hospital last time, but that I’d lost 50 pounds before I
awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices
and IVs in both arms.

I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet
and the way that it works is to load your trouser pockets with Winalot nuggets
and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry and that the food is
nutritionally complete, so, I was going to try it again.

I have to
mention here that practically everyone in the queue was by now enthralled with
my story, particularly a guy who was behind her.

Horrified, she asked if
I’d ended up in the hospital in that condition because I had been poisoned.

I told her no, it was because
I’d been sitting in the road licking my balls and a car hit me.

I
thought one guy was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard as he
staggered out the door.

Stupid cow……….why else would I buy dog
food??